Office Crusader Gifts

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Caged Businessman

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'Let's run it through legal.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."