Office Crusader Gifts

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super pets.

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Caged Businessman

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'Let's run it through legal.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

The Family Joules: Part 15