Modern Mindset Adopter Gifts

'I used to be an old fogey, but now I'm post-modern!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

YOLO vs YODO

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"I have an app for that."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

The ten ammendments

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

"What next?"

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'