Modern Mindset Adopter T-Shirts

'I used to be an old fogey, but now I'm post-modern!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

YOLO vs YODO

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

The ten ammendments

"I have an app for that."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

"What next?"

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

The older I get, the more of my memory I outsource to Google.

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.