Modern Mealtime Jokester Pillows

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

Onion operation.

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

'I wish you'd make those meatballs a little lighter; they hurt!'

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

"J'entends le poulet qui arrive!"

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

"The trick to this particular dish is not letting your mother mess it up."

'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

'Nice Touch!'

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

Please visit www.frtn_cookie.com.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Blackened Fish: Cook until the smoke detector goes off.'

'Do you have anything that looks like a cantaloupe but tastes like a cheesecake?'

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

"Your husband's pot roast is heavenly. It takes an eternity to chew it."

"I think it's the spoon you want, I'm a confirmed spatula."

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"