Modern Family Lover Pillows

"He sent his first text today."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Family members!

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

7 More Dwarfs

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'You'd better stop reading, Dad... you're making me sleepy.'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Modern Charm

Reality of Parenthood

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

Egalitarian family

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

Old and young

'I never knew what happiness was until I met you, Grandma!'

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

"Mommy you're perfect!"

Consols at 90 - Man in a good mood

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

'You can't tell me what to do! You're not my 'ruler'! Heck, you're not even my real dad!'