Modern Family Lover Pillows

"He sent his first text today."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Family members!

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

7 More Dwarfs

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'You'd better stop reading, Dad... you're making me sleepy.'

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

Friday night was always sext night.

It's a girl! It's a mom!

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Old and young

Reality of Parenthood

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

'I never knew what happiness was until I met you, Grandma!'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

Modern Charm

Egalitarian family

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

"Mommy you're perfect!"

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

Consols at 90 - Man in a good mood