Modern Fairytale Seeker Gifts

"Maybe next time she won't go out with someone she met online."

A Fairytale Update

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Home Sweet Home

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

The Frog Prince

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

Rapunzcow

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."