Modern Fairytale Seeker Prints

"Maybe next time she won't go out with someone she met online."

A Fairytale Update

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

The Frog Prince

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

Rapunzcow

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'