Modern Fairytale Enthusiast Prints

"He's growing up too fast. Instead of hearing a fairytale, he wants to know about rights in the workplace."

'Enough about the three bears. Tell me about the Bulls and the Bears, so I can E-trade on wall street.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Swan Fairy Tales

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

A Fairytale Update

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Mouse Princess

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"What the hell took so long?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.