Modern Fairytale Enthusiast Mugs

"He's growing up too fast. Instead of hearing a fairytale, he wants to know about rights in the workplace."

'Enough about the three bears. Tell me about the Bulls and the Bears, so I can E-trade on wall street.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Swan Fairy Tales

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

A Fairytale Update

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Mouse Princess

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Rapunzel in the Morning

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Home Sweet Home

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"