Modern Fairytale Fan Prints

"No internet connection"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'...and after their divorce, the Prince and Princess lived happily ever after !'

Selfie with grandma...

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A Fairytale Update

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Here be dragons.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Well, that one got away."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

The Frog Prince

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.