Modern Fairytale Fan Prints

"No internet connection"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'...and after their divorce, the Prince and Princess lived happily ever after !'

Selfie with grandma...

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

A Fairytale Update

Here be dragons.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Well, that one got away."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Home Sweet Home

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

The Frog Prince

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."