Modern Fairy Tales Aficionado Prints

"Hansel comes with Gretel. No substitutes."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Swan Fairy Tales

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

A Fairytale Update

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Mouse Princess

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"What the hell took so long?"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"