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Rubbish Bin Selfie

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Selfie Stick

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"That shirt is so last year."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"He was much more effective in the field."

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."

The Chia Pet

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Your sister got another promotion."

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

Old Yarns

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

"Auto reply: I am dead and will have limited access to e-mail."

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

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Ten Commandments T-Shirt

"These masks are getting skimpier every day."

'Did you click and send the contents of 'Irving' into the world wide web of humiliation?'