Modern Distractions Fans Gifts

What? Oh, sorry, I was watching a funny cat video.

The First Fire Stick

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

You didn't text me that you met a guy! I couldn�t. There was no cell phone coverage. How awful. Diner. I'll say. What good is love � If you can't brag about it? Wow. Is that Shakespeare?

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

Santa '50s' Claus.

Are you calling 911?!

Tourists / Mountaineers Christmas

'Food? Do you think I'm the kind of mother that cooks?'

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

'I know a trap when I see one.'

Bonding in the Electronic Age

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

GPS and Cardio Workout

"Well, I've got rather a lot on at the moment."

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

'Paul, I think that Jane and yourself might make more progress if you left your boyfriend at home.'

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

No caption (People in an art gallery look at their cellphones rather than the art on the wall. The paintings are various icons and technology symbols).

"My husband fell into the bear enclosure! I threw my phone down there. I think it bought him some time."

"Ooh, look, his first text message."