Modern Distraction Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the modern distraction critic? Dive into our curated selection that combines humor, creativity, and a touch of irreverence. Whether they enjoy poking fun at the chaos of modern life or celebrating the art of distraction, our products make for thoughtful, entertaining gifts. Find the perfect mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print that captures their unique perspective and adds a playful twist to their everyday routine.

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"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

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The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda. mockup

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

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"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

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"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!" mockup

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

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Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame. mockup

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

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"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!" mockup

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

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"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed." mockup

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

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"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB." mockup

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

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"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed." mockup

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

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"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel." mockup

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

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Early Man Late Man

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Daily Routine

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'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.' mockup

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

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"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!" mockup

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

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"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area." mockup

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

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Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

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"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!" mockup

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

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Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated mockup

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

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Procrastinator's Leap.

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Medical Bracelet

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"I medicate first and ask questions later."

"I medicate first and ask questions later." mockup

"I medicate first and ask questions later."

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A beach has meters.

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"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"

"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?" mockup

"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"

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'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.' mockup

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

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"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look." mockup

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

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"This isn't really helping."

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'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?' mockup

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

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"Power! Power!"

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Kingdom of Heaven- Exact Change Only mockup

Kingdom of Heaven- Exact Change Only

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"I forgot to call in dead."

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"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"

"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!" mockup

"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"

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"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."

"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away." mockup

"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."

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Escalator Diving Board

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'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.' mockup

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

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Modern Distraction Critic Gifts Collection

Modern Distraction Critic Mugs

Discover more witty and creative mugs crafted for the modern distraction critic—perfect for every coffee break or afternoon tea.

Modern Distraction Critic Pillows

Find cozy pillows that bring humor and insight into any living space—ideal for the modern distraction critic’s home.

Modern Distraction Critic Prints

Browse inspiring prints that celebrate creativity and critique—perfect for decorating a space with style and personality.

Modern Distraction Critic T-Shirts

Explore our range of t-shirts filled with humor and critique—ideal for those who love to wear their wit on their sleeve.