Modern Distractions Fans Pillows

The First Fire Stick

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

Santa '50s' Claus.

Tourists / Mountaineers Christmas

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

'Food? Do you think I'm the kind of mother that cooks?'

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

'I know a trap when I see one.'

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

Bonding in the Electronic Age

GPS and Cardio Workout

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

"Well, I've got rather a lot on at the moment."

'Paul, I think that Jane and yourself might make more progress if you left your boyfriend at home.'

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'

"My husband fell into the bear enclosure! I threw my phone down there. I think it bought him some time."

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

"Ooh, look, his first text message."

A woman hitchhikes to the post office.