Modern Distraction Dodger Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows designed for the modern distraction dodger—ideal for cozy spaces and inspiring a smile during relaxed moments.

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Mobile Lure

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'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.' mockup

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

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"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room." mockup

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

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"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family." mockup

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

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Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown mockup

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

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Examinations.

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'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!' mockup

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

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Private Viewing

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Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

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'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.' mockup

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

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'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!' mockup

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

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Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings. mockup

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

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'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.' mockup

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

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"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?" mockup

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

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'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.' mockup

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

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"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting." mockup

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

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Road Construction.

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Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span. mockup

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

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"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight." mockup

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

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"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill." mockup

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

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"Are you listening to me?"

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Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class."

Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class." mockup

Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class."

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Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'. mockup

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

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'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.' mockup

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

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Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING mockup

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

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"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution." mockup

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

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How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells. mockup

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

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"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?" mockup

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

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'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.' mockup

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

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Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

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'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.' mockup

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

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"We also offer a plan where you just post pictures and skip the exercise."

"We also offer a plan where you just post pictures and skip the exercise." mockup

"We also offer a plan where you just post pictures and skip the exercise."

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'Is there any way I can keep on all this weight and still enter the Pro Football Hall of Fame?'

'Is there any way I can keep on all this weight and still enter the Pro Football Hall of Fame?' mockup

'Is there any way I can keep on all this weight and still enter the Pro Football Hall of Fame?'

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'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.' mockup

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

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Modern Distraction Dodger Pillows Collection

Modern Distraction Dodger Mugs

Explore our full collection of mugs featuring designs that celebrate the modern distraction dodger—perfect for brightening mornings and inspiring focus.

Modern Distraction Dodger Prints

Browse our art prints capturing the essence of the distraction dodger—ideal for inspiring focus with a creative twist.

Modern Distraction Dodger T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts crafted for the modern distraction dodger—bring humor and style to their everyday wardrobe.