Home Distraction Dodger Pillows

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

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Examinations.

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

"I tried working at home, but my wife didn't like me performing colonoscopies in the dining room."

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

Road Construction.

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

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"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"Are you listening to me?"

'We see a lot of carpal tunnel syndrome caused by repetitious pushing of the tv mute button during the political ad season.'

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'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

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'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'

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"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over."

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

'Pemberly, I'd like to tweak you ignorance.'

'The poor lamb's having a rest, Mum, exhausted after putting a new toilet roll on the holder...'

"Of course I don't want you to retire, boss! I'd probably get your job!"

"Now that the person chewing gum so loudly has finally stopped, perhaps we can all pay attention to what I'm doing here."

'Phone-b-gone, gets rid of unwanted phones.'