Modern Dating Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the modern dating humorist? Explore our collection of fun and clever products that celebrate the ups, downs, and hilarious moments of contemporary romance. Whether they're swiping right or sharing a coffee date story, these gifts are sure to bring a smile and a chuckle. From playful mugs to witty t-shirts, find the perfect way to celebrate their unique approach to love with our humor-filled designs crafted to make every romantic story more fun.

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'You'd better go home now, Ted -- I'm beginning to feel lonesome.'

'You'd better go home now, Ted -- I'm beginning to feel lonesome.' mockup

'You'd better go home now, Ted -- I'm beginning to feel lonesome.'

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"No, being friends with benefits doesn't include health care."

"No, being friends with benefits doesn't include health care." mockup

"No, being friends with benefits doesn't include health care."

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"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread." mockup

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?" mockup

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

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"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection." mockup

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

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'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.' mockup

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

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"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped." mockup

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

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Pop Top Ice FIshing

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This man is an island.

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"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change." mockup

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

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"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!" mockup

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

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"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat." mockup

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

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'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.' mockup

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

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"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date." mockup

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

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"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese." mockup

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

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"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..." mockup

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

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"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common." mockup

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

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'Let's do lunch.'

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Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic. mockup

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

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"You need a mint."

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"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days." mockup

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

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'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.' mockup

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

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"Lemonade App: $1"

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"We're not a couple. He's just my ride."

"We're not a couple. He's just my ride." mockup

"We're not a couple. He's just my ride."

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"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..." mockup

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

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'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

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"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware." mockup

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

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"I'm sure my parents will love you, but for the time being, let's not mention that you're genetically modified."

"I'm sure my parents will love you, but for the time being, let's not mention that you're genetically modified." mockup

"I'm sure my parents will love you, but for the time being, let's not mention that you're genetically modified."

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"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!" mockup

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

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Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body. mockup

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

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Modern Dating Humorist Gifts Collection

Modern Dating Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for modern dating humorists—perfect for their morning coffee and a good laugh.

Modern Dating Humorist Pillows

Discover humorous pillows that add a playful touch to their living space and celebrate their love for the dating scene.

Modern Dating Humorist Prints

Browse our clever prints that capture the humor and quirks of modern romance, ideal for decorating their favorite space.

Modern Dating Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts that celebrate the fun, chaos, and comedy of modern dating adventures.