Moderate Mind Gifts

You can't come out...

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Cartoonist thinking'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

X-RAY

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"Thank you."

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

Shows thought bubbles, only the umpires mind isn't on the game

'Business is booming...come in.'

Them/ Us

'Will you please put that book away? It's bad for business.'

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

William of Ockham

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

Zen and the Art of Litigation

Silent Body Language

'We had become too materialistic anyway.'

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

"So, when did you first have these overwhelming urges to spend �100s on therapy?"

Nostradamus had the chance to get at least one right.

'I used to be an old fogey, but now I'm post-modern!'