Moderate Mind Pillows

You can't come out...

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Cartoonist thinking'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

X-RAY

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

It's a Millennial Generation Life off!

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"Thank you."

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

Highlights from the Million Moderate March

If You Can't Join Them, Be Them

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

Shows thought bubbles, only the umpires mind isn't on the game

Them/ Us

'Business is booming...come in.'

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

'Will you please put that book away? It's bad for business.'

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

William of Ockham

'We had become too materialistic anyway.'

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

Silent Body Language

Zen and the Art of Litigation

'Yes, I know you don't spend much time in your body, but you still need to take better care of it.'

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

"So, when did you first have these overwhelming urges to spend �100s on therapy?"

Nostradamus had the chance to get at least one right.