Mindset Modifier Pillows

Why Me? - Why Not?

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

The Three Kinds of People

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"Half-full. Those were the days."

Analyst and patient

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'No, not your Uncle Sam. The Uncle Sam.'

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.