Mindset Motivator Pillows

"Well, what's it gonna be today? Do I curse the darkness or light a candle."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

GCSEs

YOLO vs YODO

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

I didn't want to become the company president, but the board of directors left me no choice. You were backed into a corner office.

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

Sign - CAN DO "I like your attitude, Harris."

Team Leader

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

Sinking sales

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

"Welcome home, Dear. Did you catch the carrot today?"

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

Female Boss 3

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'Try as I may to get my ducks in a row, here's always some turkey stepping out of line.'

A rock, a little wiggle room, and a Hard Place.

'Look, think positively, it's not that bad being a Lab-Rat: It beats living in a sewer most days...'

"Instead, I went with an ingratitude list."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

"I'm working to change my mindset on January."