Mindset Modifier Prints

Why Me? - Why Not?

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

YOLO vs YODO

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

The Three Kinds of People

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'No, not your Uncle Sam. The Uncle Sam.'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Analyst and patient

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.