Mindset Coach Prints

'I'm having an energy crisis.'

Surfing the daily stress

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Unguided imagery

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

YOLO vs YODO

"Showoff"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

The Three Kinds of People

"Show off."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

Economic Downturns

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

Enlightened Cursing

Peace. Love. Light

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"You must now empty the Kitty Litter of your mind."

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

'Did you try 'Google'?'