Mindset Coach Mugs

'I'm having an energy crisis.'

Surfing the daily stress

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Unguided imagery

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

YOLO vs YODO

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Showoff"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"Show off."

The Three Kinds of People

Economic Downturns

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

Enlightened Cursing

Peace. Love. Light

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"You must now empty the Kitty Litter of your mind."

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

'Did you try 'Google'?'