Mobster With A Green Twist Gifts

"I hope you appreciate that all materials used in this whack are fully biodegradable."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Mobsters at the Beach

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

Gangsta wrap.

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

The Clown Hit

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Mario's Family Portraits.

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'