Mobster With A Green Twist Gifts

"I hope you appreciate that all materials used in this whack are fully biodegradable."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

He loves the water.

Mobsters at the Beach

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

Gangsta wrap.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

The Clown Hit

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Mario's Family Portraits.

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'My meeting is running a little late, Marge. Can you reheat dinner when I get home?'