Environmentally Mindful Mobster Gifts

'Shouldn't we be using a bio-degradable carrier bag?'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

COP26 GLASGOW

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Global Thermostat - Do Not Adjust.

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

Effects of drought

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

"Reboot? I've kicked it six times, but it still won't work?"

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

State of the State.

'I blame global warming.'

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

"If I hold this plastic bottle to my ear I can hear the ocean calling for help. . ."

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

'How long have you had this feeling that you are unwanted...?'

Paper, plastic, Trumpcare

Summer in Europe