Mobster-in-training Gifts

It was rumoured that Santa did the occasional favour the mafia.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Mobsters at the Beach

He loves the water.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Pranking Zombies

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

The Clown Hit

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Mario's Family Portraits.

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."