Mobster-in-training Gifts

It was rumoured that Santa did the occasional favour the mafia.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Mobsters at the Beach

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

The Clown Hit

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Pranking Zombies

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Mario's Family Portraits.

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."