Mobility Freedom Fan Gifts

Granny on wheels

'Let's not go by the book.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Migrating cows.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

Relax.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Step aerobics

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

No Croquet

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

Sheep Ballast

'At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.'

'They're individual cheese slices, Harry. We knew that sooner or later they would want to go free.'

A man doing the splits provides a bridge for his pets.

Wife: 'So how was your Feng Shui class honey?'

'Are you accusing my dog of identity theft?'