Mobility Rights Fan Gifts

5th Annual Accessibility Symposium - Entrance

Soldier armed with a pen.

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

Will rule with iron fist for food.

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

Couple

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

If it weren't for the Second, we wouldn't need to plea the Fifth.

Blind Institute.

Trump finds Jesus, has him deported.

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

Disabilities and Health & Safety

'They're individual cheese slices, Harry. We knew that sooner or later they would want to go free.'

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

'I wouldn't be tardy if the school had wheelchair access.'

"I've half a mind to complain."

'On second thoughts I'm sure you'd make an excellent store detective, Mr Hodgson.'

These are the quills used to sign the Declaration of Independence! The founding feathers!

Statue of Liberty gets sprayed.

"This country is screwed up! It's not even a decent tyranny - otherwise the police would have beaten me up hours ago!"

If You Like Our Troops, You Can Keep Them

Man in a wheelchair trying to use a urinal.

"Look, I'd rather be free, too, but at least we're not in a zoo anymore."

'Surely you can earn more than this! Someone has to support Medicare and Social Security.'

"I think we should keep an eye on Danny. He took an unusual interest in today's lesson on the Fifth Amendment."

'I respectfully take the First, the Second, the Third, the Fourth, the Fifth, the Sixth, the Seventh...'

'I'm single and free!'