Voting Rights Fan Gifts

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"When you get right down to it, the electoral college is a form of voter suppression."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

The Election Strategy

EU Polling Station

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

Vote for Brown

News remote

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

Why America Is the Best Democracy in the World

"See! We like to let folks vote!"

The Establishment Election

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

"Like many in your field, you will end up in Congress."

Greek Crisis

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

"Do you want a democracy where every vote counts or where we count every vote?"

Biden Wins

'How would Jesus register?'

'So...watching the democrat national convention made up your mind who you're voting for?'

Vote like your rights depend on it

Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.