Mobility Scooter Fans Gifts

Santa on a scooter.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Peacock on skateboard

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Scooter' Libby.

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

Ducks crossing.

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

The headless moped driver

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"Did anybody remember to check the luggage rack before takeoff?"

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'Do you have any space?'

'OK Pal, whatever you say - here comes a bowtie!'

'Aaah, this one turned out perfect!'

Finishing Line

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

Rolling out the red carpet.

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

"I hate to break it to you, but videos of ym antics do not give anyone a much needed chuckle."

Biden Infrastructure Plan