Mobility Scooter Fans Mugs

Santa on a scooter.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Peacock on skateboard

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Scooter' Libby.

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

Ducks crossing.

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Cat Yoga.

The headless moped driver

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"Did anybody remember to check the luggage rack before takeoff?"

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'OK Pal, whatever you say - here comes a bowtie!'

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

Finishing Line

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

Rolling out the red carpet.

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'Do you have any space?'

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

'Aaah, this one turned out perfect!'

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

That's what I call value.

Biden Infrastructure Plan