Mobility Freedom Fan Pillows

Granny on wheels

'Let's not go by the book.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Migrating cows.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

Relax.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Step aerobics

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

No Croquet

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

Sheep Ballast

Wife: 'So how was your Feng Shui class honey?'

'At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.'

'They're individual cheese slices, Harry. We knew that sooner or later they would want to go free.'

A man doing the splits provides a bridge for his pets.

Cat Yoga.