Mobile Whiz Gifts

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Gadget geek.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

The Communicator

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"Problem?"

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

Explaining it on layman's terms

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

'We need to learn this just incase our calculators or computers are down, right?'

Child warning mum not to punish her because only she can work the internet

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

Internet Possessed Mind

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

'This came in from somewhere. Could you send it somewhere else?'

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

'I went through the data and found an 11.7% increase in the discretionary spending portion of our family budget, so I see no reason not to raise my allowance.'

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'