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'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'Quick Stephen Fry's not on.'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Gadget geek.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

The Communicator

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

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The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"Problem?"

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

Exit 89. Why don't you ask for directions? You're no roads scholar!

Explaining it on layman's terms

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

'We need to learn this just incase our calculators or computers are down, right?'

Child warning mum not to punish her because only she can work the internet

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

Internet Possessed Mind

'This came in from somewhere. Could you send it somewhere else?'

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.