'You obviosly need anger management. All your texts are in caps.'
Mobile Messaging Maven Gifts
Looking for a gift for the mobile messaging maven? Find playful and clever products that acknowledge their favorite hobby—staying connected. From humorous prints to stylish accessories, our collection is curated for those who love texting, pinging, and sharing memes. Surprise your favorite chat enthusiast with a gift that celebrates their passion for digital conversations. Whether they’re into witty mugs, fun t-shirts, or cozy pillows, you’ll find something that speaks their language.
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
In the Guru District
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'
Build your very own conflict of interest!
"National security adviser"
"And this is our media room."
"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."
Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'
"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."
Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'
'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"
"Textin’"
Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.
'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'
The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!
"Will follow you on social media for food."
"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"
'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'
"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."
'Let us pray...'
"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."
Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.
Fifty shades of Leveson.
"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."
Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie
The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!
Reporter #6: television.
"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."
'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'
Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.
"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."
Mobile Messaging Maven Gifts Collection
Mobile Messaging Maven Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that humorously honor the mobile messaging enthusiast—your favorite person to share a cup of coffee and a meme with.
Mobile Messaging Maven Pillows
Give the gift of comfort and wit with pillows that celebrate the joys of staying connected—ideal for any messaging aficionado’s home decor.
Mobile Messaging Maven Prints
Brighten their space with eye-catching prints that capture the humor and personality of a true messaging maven. Perfect for creative and digital communication fans.
Mobile Messaging Maven T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the messaging lover in your life—funny, clever, and perfect for showcasing their passion for digital conversations.