Mobile Maven Gifts

Swiss firm solves problems of getting mobile devices to interact

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'OK, now text the third line.'

"You've been out roaming again?"

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

"Aren't you supposed to get rid of the old mobile, when you buy a new one."

Texting Santa

"I'm leaving you to spend more time with my phone."

Mobile

"My new phone battery requires me to carry a generator around. I may have back problems, but my phone never dies."

"I'm the smartest phone in my class."

"You can't put that phone down, can you?"

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

'Hi! We're strangers on a train...'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Spam traps on mobiles

Inefficiency despite mobile communication

"Tell me about online banking again. I'm not good at technology, but it's got to be less stressful than this."

Blah blah blah

"Yes your smart fridge is impressive, but I'll stick to my phone."

"Now that you taught me to speak, I'll need a phone. And not some flip phone, I'm not stupid."

'If you accrue more than 5,000 minutes, this one will automatically enroll you in a social anxiety clinic.'

On the move.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Textin’"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Mobile Phones

Dude, I lost your number. Can you text it to me?

'Appy now?'

'It takes pictures, downloads video, plays games...but I haven't figured out how to make calls yet.'

'Do you have any with unlimited rollover minutes?'

Blab Rehab

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use