Mobile Phone Maven Gifts

'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'

'I am smoking. There's an app for that.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Textin’"

Ice skater

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Just go with the workflow."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

Reporter #6: television.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'