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'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'

'I am smoking. There's an app for that.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Textin’"

Ice skater

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Reporter #6: television.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."