Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.
Mail Maven Gifts
Looking for a gift for your mail maven? Explore our collection of fun and thoughtful products designed for those who cherish handwritten notes and the art of correspondence. From quirky mugs to stylish prints, find something that pays tribute to their passion for mail and communication. These unique items are ideal for brightening their desk or adding personality to their space, making every exchange more special.
US Postal - Service unknown.
Mohamed Al-Fayed.
"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
Apples for sale
'We want everyone to remember our name.'
"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."
'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'
"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"
"#Win!"
Creative department
'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'
"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"
"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."
"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."
'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'
Direct Marketing...
"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."
The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof
Trade Show Sherpas
"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"
'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'
"Will follow you on social media for food."
'Okay, okay, be patient!'
Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.
"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"
'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'
"Just go with the workflow."
'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'
'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'
Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!
Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand
Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.
Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie
Mail Maven Gifts Collection
Mail Maven Mugs
Discover a range of mail-themed mugs that make every coffee break a cheerful reminder of their love for correspondence.
Mail Maven Pillows
Explore soft, decorative pillows with delightful mail-inspired motifs, adding character and comfort to their favorite space.
Mail Maven Prints
Browse beautiful prints that celebrate the art of mailing, perfect for framing and brightening any room of their home or office.
Mail Maven T-Shirts
Find creative t-shirts that showcase their mail maven pride with witty slogans and charming designs perfect for everyday wear.