Text Message Maven Gifts

'OMG! Why is 'trending' trending?'

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

Polly txt speak

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Backstabber Express: Trump

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'I'm studying how other geniuses handled creative blocks.'

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

Hectare?

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Ms. Sweeney, take a letter, a memo, an email, a tweet, a text, never mind...I forgot what I was going to say."

'Let's begin our meeting. Everybody talk, nobody listen.'

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

Carrier Pigeons

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

"That's not what I said."

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'