Misunderstood Creatures Fan Gifts

'Don't Shoot. I am NOT a DUCK.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Love at First Sight

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Warrior Woman

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Viking Loch Ness

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Phoenix

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"