Comical Creatures Fan Gifts

Extinct dinosaur...

Love at First Sight

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Warrior Woman

Bubble gum leaves

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"I always knew you'd come back."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Phoenix

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Dragon Graph

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Scientist seen on loch.

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

The next damn Batman.

Sea Monster

Vampire Bat