Comedy Creature Fan Gifts

Bubble gum leaves

Love at First Sight

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Warrior Woman

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Phoenix

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Dragon Graph

Scientist seen on loch.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

The next damn Batman.

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

Sea Monster

The Golf Gremlin.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Big Boy Foot

'Can we keep him?'

Shakespeare Project

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.