Comedy Creature Gifts

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Bubble gum leaves

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Did you find our menorah?

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"Is really wet, here!"

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

'Well it's obvious when we went through mitosis, the brain went to my side!'

"Well yes, technically penguin's are flightless birds..."

Extinct dinosaur...

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Using balloons to weigh less.

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

'Clown fish ... '

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

'Ooh, that's better!'

Dog Show: Most Human Look.

'She saved the best for last!'

Insect Insults.

"I DID hold it tight! You oulled too hard!"

"He never heard the Prius coming."

Creepy Crawly Insect Phobia.

"Hurry up and take the pic! I can't hold this adorable pose all day!!"

'You're giving a mating call yet holding a rifle - I'm getting some pretty mixed signals here, buddy!'