Misunderstanding Mavens T-Shirts

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

'I envy your metabolism.'

Department de Philosophie

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

Money and Football

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

The Way of the Euro?

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

'If my phone is a smart phone, is your wall phone a dumb phone?'

"Oh my God, I HAVE to touch your hair!"

Factory-Second Magic 8 Balls

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Hey, lady...this application wants me to PRINT my name but OBVIOUSLY I don't carry my PRINTER with me!'

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

"I've called this meeting to discuss the high level of absenteeism within this company!"

Dirty Martini.

'The best thing about being a black cat is that you can scare superstitious people...'

Hairstyle Inspiration

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

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