Modern Misunderstanding Mavens T-Shirts

'Hey, lady...this application wants me to PRINT my name but OBVIOUSLY I don't carry my PRINTER with me!'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Mass Confucian

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

An empty 'crime' section in a bookhop

Whodunits

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"How would I know how long he'll be? I'm not the psychic!"

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Sherlock Holmes

Jose Manuel Villarejo Scandal

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

"Death is bad" - Confucius as a child.

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

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