Modern Misunderstanding Mavens T-Shirts

'Hey, lady...this application wants me to PRINT my name but OBVIOUSLY I don't carry my PRINTER with me!'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'Yeah, year, I get the moral of the story, but what are the legal ramifications?'

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

C Day Lewis.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

Mass Confucian

Whodunits

An empty 'crime' section in a bookhop

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

Agatha Christie

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

"How would I know how long he'll be? I'm not the psychic!"

Sherlock Holmes

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

Black Magic

Staff picks

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

"Death is bad" - Confucius as a child.

Jose Manuel Villarejo Scandal

Good study habits based on honesty will serve you well all your life! Employers look for trustworthy people who don't cheat! Values Assembly. Who's she talking about? It sure doesn't apply to me. I'm going to be a hedge fund manager. Yeah? Well, I'm headed to Hollywood!

Nostradamus's secret is almost exposed.

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"