Mistletoe Mischief Maker Pillows

"Don't even think about it."

What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Merry Kissmas

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Knights

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

God creates humans.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

A trap for Santa

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

Frankie the discount genie

'Oh look, you're under the misletoe, that means I can smell your bum!'

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'

'No pennies.'

Mistletoe Farm

"Well, it seems that St. Patrick didn't drive all the snakes out of Ireland."