Mistletoe Merry-maker Pillows

It's the rules.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Gesundheit!"

Merry Kissmas

"Don't even think about it."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Working at a brewery.

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

'Oh look, you're under the misletoe, that means I can smell your bum!'

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

Wrap music

Chicken Séance,

Mistletoe Farm

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

Festive Flirt.

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

"What were those songs you were singing?"

Mistletoe

"Yeah of course I told them I was bringing you, why?"

"He's our new expert in logistics and 24 hour global delivery systems."

'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'

Social distancing has put a dampener on any kissing under the mistletoe.