Mistletoe Merry-maker Pillows

It's the rules.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Gesundheit!"

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

Merry Kissmas

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Don't even think about it."

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Working at a brewery.

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

'Oh look, you're under the misletoe, that means I can smell your bum!'

Wrap music

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

Nutcracker

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

Mistletoe Farm

Chicken Séance,

Mistletoe

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

"What were those songs you were singing?"

Festive Flirt.

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

"Yeah of course I told them I was bringing you, why?"

"He's our new expert in logistics and 24 hour global delivery systems."

'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'